aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BEING ABLE TO FEEL SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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brambledei:

this is why i go on msparp

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

moonside-crossing:

Flirting MASTER.

pertinax-virtus:

returnerofthesky:



think of how fucking alien and strange this looks to someone with no knowledge of pokemon

pertinax-virtus:

returnerofthesky:

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think of how fucking alien and strange this looks to someone with no knowledge of pokemon

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

its-an-animething:

The whole show:

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The whole show:

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The whole show:

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The whole show:

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The whole show:

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shubbabang:

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"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider 

yourpointofviewismedieval:

kselig:

Your plan has now been foiled. MWAHAHA

MATH HUMOR IS THE BEST.

yourpointofviewismedieval:

kselig:

Your plan has now been foiled. MWAHAHA

MATH HUMOR IS THE BEST.